DJ Lyrebird

The Lyrebird is a flightless songbird from Australia that is known for its ability to perfectly mimic sounds. Any sounds. People filming or recording the bird have noted its ability to perfectly reproduce mechanical sounds such as horns, chainsaws, pumps, engines, and shitty techno music played at outdoor concerts. Unfortunately, no evidence of it playing back sounds of people fucking exists; believe me, I looked. The species has also been issued a cease and desist order on behalf of Metallica.