Dutch crush Italians

Seeing the Italians get pounded in the ass by someone not from the Vatican City was a pretty nice treat when I finally got around to watching the game today. The Nederlanders played a beautiful game, dominating the Italians with a 3-0 board in Bern on Monday. Things kicked off at the 29-minute mark with a goal by Ruud Van Nistelrooy, quickly followed with another bit of brilliance by elf look-alike Wesley Sneijder before Giovanni Van Bronckhorst closed the deal at 79 minutes.

Most enjoyable, however, was watching greaseball extraordinaire Luca Toni shit his pants by lofting over an open goal. When asked for comment, Toni replied by grabbing his crotch and shouting "You shutta you mouth!"

Goddammit, it took me forever to find highlight videos of this match. Every video on youtube turns out to be either an advertisement or a slide show with obnoxious euro trance playing in the background.

UPDATE- I know this video now links to something which is clearly not the game, but it is still pretty damn amusin

Holland vs. Italien-EM 2008 - MyVideo